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someone who is ashy and has no jams
hey tony you be lookin musty
musty by boingloing December 15, 2017
A friendless human characterized by a big (and we mean enormous) nose and excessive amounts of dandruff. This poor creature's sole purpose is to make other students feel better about low test grades.

Currently, the owner of Musty's nose is Jonnadiah, but the deed is often passed around in exchange for small sums of money (or Spicy Chicken Sandwiches)
Student: Ah, sh*t, I got a 69 on the AP Euro test. What did you get Musty?
Musty: 42.
Student: Well, at least I'm not you.
Musty by Jonnadiah December 13, 2004
someone who is very musty means to have a very large penis and is very athletic, charming, and great at basketball. all of the ladies have a thing for him and are dying to check how big his cock really is
Girl1: OMG ! did you see that guy
Girl2: no, shit i missed him what did he look like
Girl1: Damn girl you missed out he was extremely musty!
Girl2: oh gosh im getting wet just thinking of him
musty by chris mahmud March 3, 2011
sweat dropplets on the upper lip in a shape of a mustache
you need to wipe your musty
Musty by AllieMary October 9, 2008
Hiding in the back. Not contributing to the team effort
Pulling a Musty
Musty by HammerSwignApe October 27, 2018
how someone smells not how someone looks dont be fucking retarded and say someone looks musty if you do your a damn dumbass
Selena: Purr bae tyrone look so musty i wouldnt let him tap

Tyrone: Who tf you think you talking too bitch i would smack dog shit outta yo bitchass weird ass whore ass bitch i can smell yo coochie from all the way in ATL weird ass whore slide id really smoke yo whole family nigga who tf you think you are

Selena:CHILEEE YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE HMSNDSKNKMSAJO BYEEEEE-
musty by ARandomBlood May 28, 2021