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Mustard dispenser 

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.
I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.
Mustard dispenser by Shiconia August 26, 2010

Mustard Goblin 

Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.
Hey Jeff got some pretzels!

Jeff can we grab some?

Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.

Jeff can we have some pretzels please?

Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.
Mustard Goblin by Sports kid October 30, 2011

Bung Mustard 

Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.
Oh man the bung mustard is really bad. I may have food poisoning. My ass is on fire!!!
Bung Mustard by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Mustard Tiger 

Greatest insult in the world.
originated on trailer park boys
Bubbles: You dirty...Mustard Tiger!

Phil Collins: AW HELL NAW!!!
Mustard Tiger by Jed BaCON January 2, 2008

Mustard Face 

someone who is clearly pissed off, shitty and in a mood and it blatantly shows. They have a face like they have eaten a spoon full of mustard
"check out the mustard face on her, she is not happy about that!"

Eating a burger with no honey mustard 

Eating a burger with no honey mustard
Eating a burger with no honey mustard, Eatin’ a burger with no honey mustard