Montague 

the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.

Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)

dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the fuck is that?!?!?

Montague by Louis devito January 31, 2009

Thinking in montage 

Thinking in flashes of momentous progress and the eventual perfect ending, without considering all of the work required in the in-between-time in order to make difficult and/or arduous things happen.

Eg: Mike gets hiking boots. Mike imagines himself hiking the West Coast Trail. Mike sees himself climbing Everest. Mike feels happy. Mike forgets that he smokes 2 packs per day and considers beer a food group... Mike's image of himself on top of Everest means he's been Thinking in montage and forgot he has to train for 3 years in order to be able to do this...

Thinking in montage by journeyingforth June 10, 2010

getting clips for my montage 

An excuse used by online gamers when they fail. It originated with the belief anyone could make their own montage.

Guy1: Dude?! Why'd you run our there are get shot!? You should've just disarmed the bomb!

Guy2: Sorry man, I'm getting clips for my montage.

getting clips for my montage by btw id say April 14, 2010

Montague 

Intelligent and successful sums up Montague. A gentleman at heart and a great friend. Attracts ladies of sophisticated caliber. Can get into trouble and out of it at the same time. Funny, genuine and looks out for those Montague considers friends.

Awww Montague said Hi to me today! (blushes)

Montague by gevieve23 November 30, 2010

hip-hop montage 

Director Darren Aronofsky's trademark. A short sequence of clipped images or actions shown in fast motion, accompanied by sound effects. Used to show the process and sometimes result of a certain action, most commonly (in Aronofsky's case) taking drugs.

Guy Ritchie totally ripped off the hip-hop montage in Snatch.

hip-hop montage by BrokeAccount February 9, 2005

rape montage 

An act of continously switching sex positions in bed. When video taped it could actually look like a montage.

Hey man, me and Angnus had the biggest fucking rape montage last night.

rape montage by bonified badass motha fucka March 7, 2008

montage 

a video put on youtube showing off your "skills" on games. Usually people who make these vids just edit out all 300 other failed shots till they get the right one. Montagers also hate hitmarkers. Hate them.

~hey i just got a new montage!

~oh are you shooting down a narrow corridor this time?

montage by a mysterious color October 15, 2009