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National Mikhail Day 

March 31st is National Mikhail Day. Grab your Mikhail and say thank you
Today is National Day. YAY!!! Thank your Mikhail on National Mikhail Day
A girl's name that sounds Russian, but isn't.
Russian dude: привет, Mikhale!
Mikhale: wtf?
Mikhale by Mikhale January 16, 2009

Mikhail Gorbachev 

When an unconscious person's head is shaved, someone ejaculates on the person's head. The ejaculation is the mixed with red food coloring giving the appearance of the crimson birthmark on the top of his/her bald head of the former leader of the Soviet Union.
Rocko gave Natasha a Mikhail Gorbachev after she had too much vodka!
Mikhail Gorbachev by Jesus420 June 29, 2006

Mikailea 

the world's red-headed goddess, questioner of right and wrong, noticed by none revered by all
Today Mikailea ruled everything, and all was perfect.
Mikailea by Sagan1934 January 21, 2013

Mikhail Tolmachev

Mikhail is like a god. He is very athletic and sexy as fuck! He is the type of guy who all guys wanna be and all the girls want but is usually taken by an amazing girl! Mikhail Tolmachev is someone with a huge penis! He is one to succeed in life! Someone who is named Mikhail Tolmachev will grow up and be rich! Everyone wants to have the name and surname Mikhail Tolmachev!
"I wish I was like Mikhail Tolmachev!"

"Life would be perfect!"
Russian dude that watches JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, plays the piano and doesn't eat lunch anywhere but at home. One can never be sure about his sexuality but everyone is attracted to him. He has a lot of female friends but isn't interested in any of them. Mikhail is looks about 5 years older than he actually is but is usually the youngest in the group. In his free time he hangs on discord, plays single-player games or shooters. Mikhail does NOT like Ark: Survival Evolved. Most of his male friends names start with M: Milos, Mateusz or Michael. Also Mikhail seems to pass any test without studying any longer than an hour.
He's such a Mikhail. I wish I was him.
Mikhail by Tactician123456789 November 23, 2021