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Mike Pence'd 

The act of being shocked, or electrocuted via lightning. In reference to Mike Pence's previous belief that homosexuality could be 'cured' through Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT). This can be used in any manner regarding someone or something being shocked.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got fucking Mike Pence'd"
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."
Mike Pence'd by proton_800 November 9, 2021

D. Mike Ehrmantraut

D. Mike Ehrmantraut: "I wouldn't do that Walter..."
Walter: "Why not D. Mike Ehrmantraut?"
D. Mike Ehrmantraut by Boat21 January 25, 2022

Magic Miked 

A verb to describe an action of a male with a desire to turn into a stripper to make their special someone feel good.
Typically performed by more dominant males, who understand the fantasies women have while watching the movie "Magic Mike"
This song is so hot, it makes me want to Magic Mike her.

Guurrll, that bitch over there is getting Magic Miked, I wish my man would do that to me.

"Are you alright Jessica? You look like you're stuck in the clouds"

"I'm fine, I got Magic Miked last night. Can't think straight, it was so sexy"
Magic Miked by Hee heee July 5, 2018

Magic Miked 

The act of working out in a manor caused by feminine reactions to the new movie "Magic Mike." The trend started growing when men would see female reactions to the movie trailers, thus making the men want to "work out," "get jacked," or one may say "get Magic Miked."
Stacey: "Hey Tom, want to catch a movie in 30 minutes?"
Tom: "Sorry I can't, I'll be getting Magic Miked at the gym. Today I'm doing intense cardio!"
Magic Miked by JAdams989 July 4, 2012
Getting assigned BS chores and assignments from your boss that he or she easily could've done themselves, but chose not to out of sheer laziness. Meanwhile they are surfing the internet shopping for the latest accessories for their guns. Origins link it to a manager that was famous for doing this to many subordinates; whose name was "MIKE".
"Man, I just got Miked into going up to the 23rd floor to reboot a printer. This is BS!!" "Can you go get me that TPS report I just printed. Thanks." (that was a rhetorical question)
Miked by IRM Staff January 12, 2009

Miked Up 

A word you use to describe when you want to go talk to a girl but eventually you bitch out and she leaves.
Me "ohh shit that girl looks sexy as fuck, i should go talk to her"....5 minutes later and i haven't said anything.....5 more minutes later she leaves....."i miked up!"
Miked Up by The Miked Up Guy October 13, 2011