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a smidge of midgets 

a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).
I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets.

Midgetsu 

Mesmerizing karate moves used by midgets and short people.
Guy: Hey shorty you wanna take this outside??

Guy2: Watch out, he'll kick your ass with that midgetsu!

Midget: HAYAA!
Midgetsu by Alana Banana December 23, 2007

chocolate midgets 

those little chocolate midgets on the show "little chocolateers". they're obviously made of midget chocolate.
hey, look at those chocolate midgets over there. let's crack them open and steal all their midget chocolate.

milk midgets 

A well proportioned rack of boobs on a fine looking female.
milk midgets by Gerber December 2, 2004

Slappin midgets 

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.
Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.
Slappin midgets by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Kickin' Midgets 

A phrase used to describe what someone can do when he buys shoes.
"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"
Kickin' Midgets by Shair October 3, 2022