Shair's definitions

Waco Surfing

When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.

"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"

by Shair October 3, 2022

43

When you wanna call some BS to a g but don't wanna make a big scene

When a homeboy says some cap, and you wanna let the whole group know about it

Jimmy "Yo this is 24k gold my guy"
Ty "bitch, forty threeee"

Scene: some guy telling his big story about money, drugs, and his girl

*leans over* "43"

by Shair June 3, 2021

Socioelasticity

1. The state of having many friends among different social classes. 2. Diversification of ideologies among people around you.

My socioelasticity enables me to have Jewish, African American, and Canadian friends.

by Shair March 21, 2017

Kickin' Midgets

A phrase used to describe what someone can do when he buys shoes.

"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"

by Shair October 3, 2022