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Reverse Michelangelo 

A shit so sticky that it leaves brown streaks on the bottom of the bowl.
The Reverse Michelangelo I left in the toilet is a real artistic masterpiece.

Dirty Micheline

dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer
talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline
Dirty Micheline by ya girl miche September 15, 2023

Michelangelo's Fountain 

When a guy's initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.
Dude, I drank so much beer at the Britney Spear's concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn't let me piss. When I got home I had to piss so hard, I cupped my balls and shot a Michelangelo's Fountain.

Michelin Man 

When a large man, with at least one belly roll is recieving a blowjob, he takes said roll and places it on top of a girl's head.
Did you hear about larry? he Michelin Manned that chick last night

Michelangelo 

If you're an old history teacher, you'll know Michelangeloas the versatile artist whose prowess challenges that of Leonardo Da Vinci. Also, as an old history teacher, you'd know that Michelangelo died at the hallowed age of 88. Hopefully our beloved YMer, Michelangelo will live to be just as old, or older. From the looks of it, she's carefree, has a big heart, and is the girl you'd think about when hearing the country song "Stand by Your Man."
It's a must to learn how to be frisky and seventeen. Deprived as I am, I think Michelangelo can help me in that department.
Michelangelo by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

mitchelling 

the process of producing a software application that would otherwise be a company flagship product inside 8 hours
he just mitchelled the hell out of those requirements. those requirements just got mitchelled. has anyone seen mitchell? no, hes mitchelling.
mitchelling by s33ms33 June 23, 2022