meeting narcolepsy

When an individual falls asleep as a side effect of a boring office meeting.

I don't know why but each time we have a team meeting, Chris suffers from sudden meeting narcolepsy.

meeting narcolepsy by Hugo V. February 20, 2008

Staff Meeting 

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

Staff Meeting by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

Family Meeting 

A Family Meeting is when a disgruntled mother decides she would like to gather the family for a pointless discussion. Typically, the rest of the family will do everything in their power to avoid this meeting.

Mom called for a family meeting this evening after finding out tommy was smoking a fat blunt in his bedroom and Dad was gone for three days unannounced.

Family Meeting by Asterisk Potato October 14, 2023

safety meeting 

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

safety meeting by lance January 27, 2004

The pitch meeting effect 

When a show has too many catchphrases and it ends up being like
hey you got a movie for me?
yes sir I do
wow movies are TIGHT
Get alll the way off my back about that
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
and only people who watch regularly understand any of it

The pitch meeting effect is getting a bit out of hand

The pitch meeting effect by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

Come to Jesus meeting 

"Come To Jesus Meeting" "A time when a polite ultimatum is given, generally followed by a less polite ultimatum, then a threat or final option. This is a Texas (or southerner) definition. Usually followed by a parental spanking if issues to a child or an ass kicking if mentioned by a Texan. Other uses include interventions and family/business meetings.

Sir, this is your only option and if you do not want to do this, then you can come down here and we will have a "come to Jesus meeting".

Come to Jesus meeting by InkedMayhem November 30, 2016

joint subcommittee meeting

Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.

Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting

joint subcommittee meeting by spanky July 16, 2003