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ian mccall 

An American or Irish, you can't really tell, guy who punches people for a living, and he fucking punches them well.

Has the fanciest mustache the world has ever seen, and it is believed that that mustache has magical Irish powers as it stays in place even after 3 rounds of ruthless MMA.

Currently he fights in Japan because he loves sushi so much that he just had to go there.
Luke: Have you seen UFC last night?
John: Yes, Ian McCall kicked ass!

When used to refer to the mustache:
Peter: I'm thinking about growing an Ian McCall
Trevor: Don't, no one can manage to grow such a magical thing.
ian mccall by Ike77 January 30, 2018
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Ben McCall 

Ben McCall: doesn’t even know what a chat is

Anonymous: you’re not funny

Ben McCall: No you
Ben McCall by WinS0CK December 19, 2018

Scott McCall 

His name is spelt as s c o t t m c c a l l

He is failing three classes got a hot friend called stiles stilinski and has a slightly wonky jaw
Scott McCall by I_amsmart February 5, 2022

Leon McCall 

The best striker in the world, if leon is on your tem ur gonna win absolutely everything!
its gonna be 40-0 win every game. he also has a giant cock.
Friend: Oi mate we won 8-0 last game!
Me: no way! i bet LEON MCCALL scored them all
friend: yes mate! of course he did!

Leon McCall 

Leon McCall is the worlds best striker and theres no doubt about it. if leon is on your team your team will most definitely thrash any other teams 8-0! and hes got a giant cock
Friend: oi mate we won 8-0 last game
me: no way! i bet leon mccall scored all of them

Friend: of course he did!

C. W. McCall 

Real name is Bill Fries, he was country singer from the 1970s most famous for the song "Convoy" in particular. His other songs were known for their fast-paced, spoken-word style (somewhat similar to rapping) that were usually about trucking, Jeep adventures, and other humorous happenings in the life of a country boy in the 60s and 70s.
C. W. McCall is probably one of the greatest storytellers to ever live.

jimmy mcsally 

Jimmy McSally was first used on the Bort Hardly show. The JMS is an overall square who pays his bills, isn't drunk by noon and doesn't sit in the corner pulling his soft pud while bulls bang his wife, Kankles.
Kankles: Are you up for a DP with a latin bull while Bort pulls on his soft pud?

Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!

Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!
jimmy mcsally by BubbaArmyTroll December 17, 2020