3 definitions by Ike77
The youngest footballer in the world despite, probably, being the oldest.
Joaquín is an almost 40 year old fella with the pace of a teenager despite having 21 professional seasons on his legs, he is someone too old to do what he is doing but he still keeps going at it, and wonderfully, probably has some pact with the devil to keep his abilities despite having an aging body.
Can be used to describe someone too old to do something but who still manages to do it brilliantly.
Joaquín is an almost 40 year old fella with the pace of a teenager despite having 21 professional seasons on his legs, he is someone too old to do what he is doing but he still keeps going at it, and wonderfully, probably has some pact with the devil to keep his abilities despite having an aging body.
Can be used to describe someone too old to do something but who still manages to do it brilliantly.
When your dad wears his high school jacket but somehow doesn’t look ridiculous
“Dad I really don’t know how you keep pulling a Joaquín Sánchez with that old thing”
“Dad I really don’t know how you keep pulling a Joaquín Sánchez with that old thing”
by Ike77 July 28, 2019
An American or Irish, you can't really tell, guy who punches people for a living, and he fucking punches them well.
Has the fanciest mustache the world has ever seen, and it is believed that that mustache has magical Irish powers as it stays in place even after 3 rounds of ruthless MMA.
Currently he fights in Japan because he loves sushi so much that he just had to go there.
Has the fanciest mustache the world has ever seen, and it is believed that that mustache has magical Irish powers as it stays in place even after 3 rounds of ruthless MMA.
Currently he fights in Japan because he loves sushi so much that he just had to go there.
Luke: Have you seen UFC last night?
John: Yes, Ian McCall kicked ass!
When used to refer to the mustache:
Peter: I'm thinking about growing an Ian McCall
Trevor: Don't, no one can manage to grow such a magical thing.
John: Yes, Ian McCall kicked ass!
When used to refer to the mustache:
Peter: I'm thinking about growing an Ian McCall
Trevor: Don't, no one can manage to grow such a magical thing.
by Ike77 January 31, 2018
An Italian one hit wonder, also know as Nek, with the voice of an angel that can hold you close at night when you are feeling like shit, but with the ability to pour you a glass of scotch and tell you to fucking man up and get out there and do your thing.
Guy: Oh man, my girl broke up with me, what can I do now with my life?
Filippo Neviani: E se ti ha lasciato addosso un male fisico qua ci vuole solo un po' di senso pratico, una strada non c'è mai c'è soltanto quella che tu fai, troverai una che non dà gua.
Filippo Neviani: E se ti ha lasciato addosso un male fisico qua ci vuole solo un po' di senso pratico, una strada non c'è mai c'è soltanto quella che tu fai, troverai una che non dà gua.
by Ike77 January 30, 2018