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Logistically Challenging Wank 

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping

Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.
Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.

Logistically irrelevant 

Oh no I know it's logistically irrelevant and the way you said it makes it sound like something Mik said... Which is funny. But no. I know that but that doesn't stop them from being insatiable, fat cock obsessed, gremlins does it?
Hym "No I know it's logistically irrelevant that isn't the issue is it?"
Logistically irrelevant by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

Logistic 

Hilarious; tends to be used in a group linked to Michigan
Bruh, that joke was so logistic.”
Logistic by Loyalixre August 17, 2019

Legistical 

The feeling of being or something else is so legit that you can help be in shock because of the sheer legitness of the thing

Legit +mystical=legistical
that art piece in Ms.Fox's room is legistical.

I'm too legistical
Legistical by slap525 October 25, 2012

Legitical 

Legitical; adjective

Legitimate + Logical.

When something makes sense and is true.

Was created when someone was tired and mixed the two words together.
Girl: He stole my kitten!
Guy: How do you know thats legitical.
Girl: There's a picture of him holding its cage and laughing as his profile picture on facebook
Guy: Oh... uh huh
Legitical by Attiria August 31, 2010