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An onomatopoeia that many consider to be the most versatile word/ syllable in the english language. Can be used as a suffix, prefix, verb, noun, adjective, adverb, preposition, conjunction or interjection.
Frequently used by high schoolers in Newton, MA in order to make boring classes interesting.
Etymology: a combination of the lyric "my music is where I'd like you to taush" (from the infamous song by CSS "Music is my hot, hot sex") and the southeastern asian country Laos. when joined together, they form Laosh!
It is interchangeable with plaosh


An onomatopoeia that many consider to be the most versatile word/ syllable in the english language. Can be used as a suffix, prefix, verb, noun, adjective, adverb, preposition, conjunction or interjection.
Frequently used by high schoolers in Newton, MA in order to make boring classes interesting.
Etymology: a combination of the lyric "my music is where I'd like you to taush" (from the infamous song by CSS "Music is my hot, hot sex") and the southeastern asian country Laos. when joined together, they form Laosh!
It is interchangeable with plaosh

Maor: "hey, professor Covarrubiaosh, i dont understand the ideal gas Laosh"
Ethan: "Laosh!"
Mr Covarrubiaosh: "just read the book hydrodynamicaosh by Daniel BernoulLaosh"
Ari: "i have a question"
Mr Covarrubias: "yes?"
Ari: "Laosh!"

Timmy: "hey, i heard Noeme is giving out Blaoshjobs in the back of her Toyota Laosh Cruiser"
Dan: "Plaosh!"
laosh by Francesca Furman February 4, 2008

laoshunz 

LAOSHUNZ R
seksay,koo,fly,hot,funni,DA BEST ASIANS IN DA WURLD, way betta dan hmong peepo, good ass fightas,gangstas,cute nikkaz, rich, crips,bloodz, prettie, NO UGLEE, mean, nice, KAN KICK YO ASS, dont shop at walmart like U NIKKAZ!!, GOTZ NICE ASS SHOES N CLOTHES, laos peepo KEEP IT REAL , we dunt let our nikkaz down alwayz by durr side, pimps,pimpettes,playas,playaettes, DONT HAV A TON OF MODA FAWKIN KIDS LIKE HMONG PEEPO
N BLAH BLAH I KAN FUCKIN GO ON BUT I WASTIN MAH TYME CHU KNOE?
sum nikka" damn u c dat lao person dey so...man to many words to say.."
sum otha nikka" yea i knoe huh dey juss so koo n fly n pimps n da best n all dat shit u knoe?"
sum nikka"yea....i wish i kould b lao...."
sum otha nikka" same hurr....."
laoshunz by WHO KURR October 7, 2004
GM on OMG-WoW who is a gnome who goes around being awesome. He is well-known for his great saying, which is "Vote vote vote."
Laoshi I just voted, when will I get my vips???

You is stupids you banned mickeymouse noob.
Laoshi by Teh Ginger November 4, 2008

laoshu50500

An African American Youtuber from Connecticut that has dedicated his life to the learning of languages. He is widely know for being fluent in Catonese and Mandarin, which is said he speaks so well, it is indistinguishable from a native speaker. He also knows Spanish, Russian, Korean, German, Ukrainian, Georgian, Armenian. Japanese, Italian, Yoruba, Somali, Turkish, Polish, French and Arabic.
Person 1. Dude, did you see laoshu50500 new video, he spoke in 10 different languages to 10 different people. All fluently and with no grammatical or pronunciation mistakes

Person 2: Damn, he a spy?
laoshu50500 by Justvibin6667 May 11, 2020
A fat asshole from boston that likes to hang black people because he is a racist.
Hey, look at that Laoshi over there. Lets beat his ass.
laoshi by Bill O'Reilyz October 20, 2008
person infested wit the melody of music.
he is one loasy deejay