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fucking the landscape 

Zooming in and out while filming or taking a picture, in order to focus attention on a certain point. Named so because zooming in and out resembles the in-and-out movement of sex.
John, the impromptu photographer, is filming at his cousin's wedding. He's zooming in and out, focusing on lights and the bride's boobs.
- Dude, stop fucking the landscape and take a shot of the cake!
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Australian Landscaping 

Shaving your genitals, landscapingdown under”.
Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.

denver landscaping project 

The act of taking a buddy to your basement or closet to shave their genitals and plant tulips.
Jimbo invited his buddy Jagen over for a Denver landscaping project on Saturday.

Total Landscaping 

The self-induced destruction of credibility based on a layering of ridiculous actions.
He is going total landscaping with all those tweets alleging election fraud.
Total Landscaping by Otnobor November 9, 2020

Fulton Landscaping 

Fulton Landscaping used to be called Fulton Lawn Care till relevantly Tristen Fulton the owner changed the name. They are a family owned company walking away with about $200k per year.

Nig Landscape 

A small family-owned landscaping firm operating out of Cape Cod, MA who employs mainly white employees and are owned and operated by the HNIC. The laborahs work on a non-paying basis and proceeds go straight to the HNIC.
Damn, our grass is getting really ridiculous, but I don't want to pay a lot for laborahs, I will just have to call Nig Landscape; those boys really do a great job if they actually show up.
Nig Landscape by Laborah Jerry January 18, 2010

landscaping 

trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.
jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.
landscaping by minghi May 17, 2003