Lance 

Lance is the best person in the world.
He's artistic, has beautiful eyes, he plays the piano, goes to church, loves his family, you won't find anyone better.
He's absolutely gorgeous inside, and out.
He's so genuine, and he'd wait for the special girl forever.
If you find one, never let him go.
He'll always be faithful, and while not many people get to see it, he has the most beautiful heart in the world, and once he lets you in, once he loves you, you'll be with him forever.
He's the man that one day, you'll marry and have kids with. You couldn't find anyone better.
He's the one who you would never leave.

Girl one: Hey, have you met that new guy?
Girl two: There's a new guy?
Girl one: Yeah, he's a Lance.
Girl two: Oh! I have to meet him!

Lance by Eli the proud owner of a Lance October 27, 2011

Lance 

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back

Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance

Lance by Arron17 November 24, 2016

lance 

(verb) to cheat in order to win... then don't fess up when everyone says you did, and a mountain of evidence is against you, and all your sponsors drop you and your organization.

I lanced my way to victory.

He really lanced his career.

I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

lance by NotQuiteRelevantUsername October 25, 2012

Lance 

He is a bisexual sharpshooter and is dating a gay emo country guy with a mullet named Keith!

Lance: Aw I wanna hug!
Keith: *hugs Lance gay like*

Lance by Pidge P. Holt April 17, 2019

Lance 

(verb)

1: To lie about or deny the truth in any circumstance. To cover up or hide.

2: To manipulate or deceive someone for personal gain or notoriety.

3: To sue or bring suit against someone.

1. I honestly believed that I was supporting a legitimate charity with my hard-earned money, but it turns out that I fell victim to a con man. I got Lanced.

2: When it sounds too good to be true, you've probably been Lanced.

3: Joe said that if I breathed a word to anybody that he was stealing from his boss, he'd Lance me for libel.

Lance by Truthseeker58 January 23, 2013

Lance 

A man who is wise. A man you will make you laugh at the slightest mumble of a joke. A man who is a great friend to those he likes and forgiving to those who annoy him. Lance is a person whose inner thoughts and opinions shine through in everyday life, and who expresses even more when you get to know him. Lance is handsome and smart, and he is too modest about having those traits. Lance is a best friend and a boyfriend, and enjoys playing music with those he loves. He enjoys music that can be cryptic. Lance is someone who deserves all of the luck in the world, and then some.

"Hey look, it's the greatest person in the world!"
"Lance?"

Lance by a_happy_girlfriend November 30, 2011

Lance 

A rare breed of an American classic, he is the "tall, dark, and handsome" guy. Yet there's more to him than the playboy-like visage he puts on. He's regal, but with a dangerous edge that makes him a bit of an homme fatale. They put on a pokerface due to being at a precarious position of being taken advantage of before, so don't mind him when he's not exactly the most open book in the library.

While people may not know much about his love life, once he has his sights on someone... lol. Don't tempt fate with a Lance if you're weak.

What he needs to practice most in his life, is discernment. He’s an incredible shapeshifter, soaking up his environment and the people he's with, which can come off very confusing depending on whose guidance he trusts. Sometimes his friends will never say the things he needs to hear. But a true friend will tell him exactly what they think of him, but in private. Because, pride and care. #LifeProTip

Consider yourself blessed if you have a Lance in your life. They're adorable.

Girl A: I love my leaf sheep. It's so cute and tiny and soaks up the green of whatever it eats! <3
Girl B: You should call it a Lance. Looks just like one when they're happy.

Lance by INY0URFACESPACEC0Y0TE November 14, 2019