Funny-Lame 

when you make a joke that has nothing to do with what the others are talking about., but somehow, someway, it comes out funny.

Dekaney kid: Look at that nigga right there. Look like he missing a goddamn tooth.
Westfield kid: I bet he cant eat watermelon!
others: you Funny-Lame
Dekaney kid: WTF (HAHA) nigga go home...

Funny-Lame by dipsylamer89 November 21, 2009

Lambendodigitusphobia 

The fear of licking fingers, or seeing a finger being licked or even hearing a finger being licked.

person 1: "sluurp" *person just licked chocolate off his finger*

person 2: "AHHH OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST LICK YOUR FINGER??!?!"

person 1: "Yes, whats your problem?" *licks finger again*

person 2: "STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!" punches person 1 in the face.

person 1: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"

person 2: "I have Lambendodigitusphobia."

Lambendodigitusphobia by x0bren0x October 4, 2010

Lame-O-Ween 

Any Halloween that does not fall on a Friday or Saturday, thus seriously compromising enjoyment and/or participation by those with work, school or other non-weekend time demands.

On a Monday! Really! OK, that was the worst Lame-O-Ween I can remember....the killer fake clowns didn't even show up!

Lame-O-Ween by YAWA November 1, 2016

lame 

A characteristic describing someone who is just not cool. You can catch these people posting on social media bragging about their (not so) awesome lives. Their snap stories consist of selfies with filters and events made up only for the snap. Will be seen hanging around people equally as lame, usually all on their phones.

See also: loser , pirates , fratguy

"Did you go on Snapchat today?"
"Yeah... Did you see Donald's story? Pretty lame."
"Saw that.. So lame!"

lame by probablyinthebathroom May 21, 2016

lame ass mark 

God’s way to informing you that you’re a trashy ass nigga that nobody gives 2 fucks about!

Man you just a lame ass mark, get the fuck outta here.

lame ass mark by Zolaaaaa-the-idiot January 25, 2018

Lemon lame 

A fuckboy lame who ain't bout shit and is always sour/salty about everything.

Yo Leroy, I hear Troy turned out to be nothin but a lemon lame, he's always salty and mad at everyone these days cuz he's a pussy!

Lemon lame by Bakerboy96 January 25, 2016

Lame Toad 

A person who is being unusually lame. Can also be applied to objects or situations.

Gerber Babies are such lame-toads. I am tired of watching The Notebook, it is one hell of a lame toad.

Lame Toad by Quankmister February 8, 2010