langatang 

The act of delivering a blow or wack to your drug dealers head with a empty fourty ounce malt liquor beverage container, and then taking your drugs and leaving enough cash to cover fair market value of the drugs on the dealers unconscious body.

Hey man did you hear, Scottie to Hottie got locked up! I herd he got caught trying to langatang the shit out of Justin Timberlake!

langatang by Johnny B Gude June 2, 2009

jessica lange 

basically the most perfect actress alive; made her rise to fame in the remake of King Kong and is now kicking ass on American Horror Story

person 1: did you watch ahs: coven last night?
person 2: yes! jessica lange is perfection

jessica lange by ahsfan1111 November 19, 2013

San Lang

a nickname meaning "third son" in Chinese Mandarin. Is also a ultra mega simp lord that stalks their crush for 800 years.

"San Lang help me there's a gust of wind coming my way!"
-Protecc mode-

San Lang by Shrekerman May 22, 2021

Tate Langdon 

A ghost played by actor Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story on FX. He was in a relationship with Violet Harmon until she discovered he lit his mom's boyfriend on fire, shot and killed 15 highschool students at Westfield High, killed the previous owners of the murder house (the fabulous gay couple), and raped and impregnated her mother with the anti-christ. He is described as a psychopath, yet I still love him anyway because he is misunderstood, charming, and sexy

Tate Langdon is a fictional character played by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story.

Normal people scare me.

Got any Kurt Cobain on that thing?

I love you, Violet. There I said it, not just on some chalkboard.

Just tell them to go away, and they will.

Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up? I don't think so...

I used to come here... When the world closed in and got so small I couldn't breathe.

Tate Langdon by Violate December 31, 2011

Langa 

Reki’s dense boyfriend

Langa: Are you okay?

Reki: *flinches* yeah

Langa: okay

Langa by getadumbassforfree March 11, 2021

Michael Langdon

Michael Langdon is the antichrist but as it’s known he’s just so fuckable you can even

“Omg Michael Langdon can like get it he’s so hot”

Michael Langdon by Avesatans December 7, 2018

auld lang syne sex

This refers to sex that occurs between two individuals who once had a relationship, whether married or girlfriend-boyfriend, but who are no longer affiliated. Auld lang syne sex occurs when one or both of the people involved enjoyed the sexual aspect of the relationship, even if they broke up or grew apart.

Jeremy and Jessica had their differences, and ultimately divorced. However, they still got together from time to time for some auld lang syne sex. They figured that they had really terrific sex with each other; and, since they had once been married, it was really okay.

auld lang syne sex by evil pop tart December 11, 2009