poopy kooter 

when all you can think about is fml.
a huge circle jerk.

i woke up naked in a cold shower...poopy kooter.

poopy kooter by minja69 March 29, 2011

A kooter komputer review 

A play on words referencing an original attraction at disneyworlds epcot center the astuter computer review which ran from 1982-1984. The updated version would by extension refer to any webcam or adult sites which have women engaged in.shall we say
Non Disney extracurricular activities!

I completed my a kooter komputer review. Now I'm ready when to. Cum for finals!

A kooter komputer review by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

Recycled Kooter 

A sex position performed by thrusting your penis into the vagina while hanging off a recycling truck shouting REDUCE, REUSE, AND RECYCLE!!!

OMG! They’re doing the recycled kooter

Recycled Kooter by Theimpracticaljoker April 30, 2022

Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.

Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!

Koolerifix by MW9 August 23, 2010

Koosered

When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...

"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"

Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013

Koomer 

Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.

1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.

Koomer by Koombayuh March 8, 2021

kootenay time 

The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.

Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!

kootenay time by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010