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Corn kayaking

1. When your feces have undigested corn in it.
I asked her if she was wearing panties, she said no. I then asked her What she was doing and she said corn kayaking.... Sexy!

synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak
Corn kayaking by UnknowableOne June 21, 2016

kayanking 

the act of masterbating while in a kayak or canoe
We were on the kayak in the river and i turned around to see Bob kayanking.
kayanking by kayanker October 30, 2010

Kazaking 

A form of realaxed Kayaking or canoeing. The term originated in Hastings, England to explain a more laid back paddling style that takes advantage of currents and naturally occuring tidal flows.
Not quite a portmanteau (Lazy and Kayaking). It is put to use to observe Marine mamals such as dolphins and to aid the tired Paddler.
Kazaking is the Best way to follow a pod of Dolphins
Kazaking by Slendersunfish September 21, 2011

extreme kyaking

n. Derived from "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" Possibly the greatest ploy to make fun of the culture of teenage poser punks in any movie ever.

n. Using a kyak in a 7-Eleven aisle
Extreme Punk 1: Extreme kyaking!
*performs stunt*
Extreme Punk 2: On a scale of one to ten, one being not-so-extreme and ten being extremely-extreme, I'd give that a NINE POINT FIVE!
Extreme Punks: (in unison) EXTREME!
extreme kyaking by The Movie King September 11, 2006

Kalaking 

Megan: What you up to homie ?

Katie: Nothing much, just Kalaking init.
Kalaking by KatieMarie March 20, 2008
A way to relieve stress, kryaking is the act of crying while kayaking, the tears combined with the exercise help relieve emotional and physical distress. Kryaking is most effective, however, when done in the warm rain or ideally, a cool mist.
Gladys had a horrible week in which everything went wrong, she knew she needed to just get out on the river and go kryaking for an afternoon.
kryaking by indoob April 29, 2010