Jordansexual 

The typical dickrider in the NBA community that mentions Jordan 6-0. These dickriders steady have jordans cum on their lips. Their biggest fear is facts and they run away from it. They use feeling over facts all the time. Have social media accounts dedicated to another human. Most jordansexuals are bron haters.

Jordansexuals record W-L: 0-infinite
Jordansexuals age: 12 yr olds with their phones on maximum

Jordansexuals residence: Moms basement
Jordansexuals crush: Big daddy Jordan, also the Lord and savior
Jordansexuals stepdad: LeBron
Jordansexuals sexuality: Gay

Guy 1: these jordansexuals mad gay, they cant get enough of Bron and Jordan
Guy 2: Ong

Jordansexual by almighty.wes October 2, 2020

Jordaned 

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.

"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."

Jordaned by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018

jordangrandee 

Madison Beer's 2nd account

Jordangrandee "It's jordan aka madison"

jordangrandee by Fad69 October 10, 2020

jordansexual 

the word used if your name is Elliot Goldman and you're in love with a guy named Jordan Hughes.

for more examples go to wattpad.com and read 'Lab Partners' by: OminouslyAnonymous

You may not be gay or bi or straight, but you're jordansexual.

jordansexual by phan_kookie March 28, 2018

Jordanne

verb

1. The inability to take drugs and continue on a night out

2. To spiral deep into a K hole to the point of no return

Ahh yeah I got so messed up I pulled a jordanne last night

I pulled such a bad jordanne last night ffs

Jordanne by langside October 5, 2018

Jordanne

A crazy, know it all who likes trying to be in control, but fails everytime.

“Did you hear how Jordanne was with her boyfriend at the mall?”
“Yea, she really bit the dust on that one..”

Jordanne by Thatguy1521 June 15, 2021

jordanTRS 

i would marry

i would marry jordantrs

jordanTRS by youshouldkillyourself April 17, 2022