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Joe Rogan Reach Around 

When you give someone a reach around when your hand is covered in jizz.
"You see that chick?"
"Yeah, i'd give her the ol' Joe Rogan Reach Around".
Joe Rogan Reach Around by Malarke August 23, 2008

Joe Rogan and chill 

Are you down to joe Rogan and chill this weekend?
Joe Rogan and chill by Siddhs1 December 1, 2022

Joe rogan poop theory 

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.
John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

Joe Rogan Boycott 

Where is it? He supported the trans. You gotta tell your followers to boycott him now.
Hym 'Yeah, where's the Joe Rogan Boycott? I wasn't joking. It seems pretty inconsistent of you to call for the boycotting of some of the trans supporters and not the Joe Rogan for drinking bud light... Hmm... I wonder why that is...."
Joe Rogan Boycott by Hym Iam April 19, 2023

Joe Rogan experience 

The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl

The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.

Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.
Yo bro, I’ve had enough - pass me the Joe Rogan Experience!

Joe Rogan experience 

The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl

The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.

Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.
Yo bro, I’ve had enough - pass me the Joe Rogan Experience!