Jimmy Carter
Jimmy Carter by KillyJ February 28, 2015
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Mayor: i give you the statue of Jimmy Carter
Guy 1: oh come on
Guy 2: HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER
Guy 1: oh come on
Guy 2: HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER
Jimmy Carter by SenaIsHere January 13, 2021
Jimmy Carter
Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
Jimmy Carter by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025
Jimmy Carter Index
A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.
"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"
Jimmy Carter Index by Solanas69 February 24, 2019
Jimmy Carter Homes
This is the name for homes or neighbourhoods of homes built by Habitat for Humanity organization. Jimmy Carter was the face for this project and participated in building. several homes also.
Jimmy Carter Homes by ottawa0214A December 6, 2018
Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg
Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg by Benjaminurmom April 17, 2022