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Jebediah 

One of the 'big three' kerbals in Kerbal Space Program.

Always the first one to die.
Oh god, Jebediah! Why did you have to leave so soon? I didn't really mean to crash you into the sun!
Jebediah by ralian January 13, 2015
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Jared Kleinman 

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses
How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.

Jebediah 

The Great Jebediah ("gifted") was a rich and powerful leader who lived in the 1400's. He ruled in the middle-east and owned many cities. His thrown was made out of pure gold and in his river floated liquid gold as well. Jebediah had hundreds of thousands of slaves working for him and had women next to him 24/7. He conquered many cities and eventually was considered a god to his people. In some religions, having the name Jebediah is considered to be a fortunate gift.

The Great Jebediah was a god and is still believed to be a god today.
Calling someone by the name Jebediah compliments them to the fullest. Jebediah was a god, and to have his name as a nickname is believed to be very lucky and fortunate.
Jebediah by N/A N/A November 10, 2007

Jared Fogle 

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.
Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.
Jared Fogle by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015

Jared padalecki 

A Jared padalecki is a rare species of

half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.

1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work

2. An nintendo switch or any type

3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it

4. His bff Jensen

Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki

PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
That girl is being a Jared padalecki eating all that candy

jared kleinman 

An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.
"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman