infant baby

1. A big ass chicken shit.
2. Whiny ass dick
3. Idiot that can't do shit.

1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.

2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.

3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something

by messy bun October 13, 2017

Infant school

A nice filler time to play and do nowt for like 3 years while u mature from age 4-6 . U also need to collect Pokemon’s to be cool and have friends .

Andrew : wanna trade Pokemon’s??
Josh: wot u got ?
Andrew: a CHARAZARD !!!

Josh : already got it (walks away feeling in top of the world )

Andrew : but now I’m cool bc I’m in infant school with Pokemon’s right ??!?

Josh : get on my level then talk to me( flicks his hair and feels like a boss )

by Eliza Nic December 9, 2019

Infant Bail Out

When you or your brother/sister commits tell on brother over them telling on you thinking it will cancel out the negatives for you.

Infant Bail Out is what cowards do

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 16, 2021

infant inhaler

Man who inhales cum at extreme speeds

“Damn bro mark was such an infant inhaler last night”

“What”

by AirBudFan29 May 9, 2022

Infant Dookie

Adjective: (1) A nicer way of saying "little shit" to somebody

Person 1: You're being so annoying today. Stop being such an infant dookie you little shit.

by Akihoe May 10, 2023

Infant Assault

1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age.

2) The act of punching a baby.

3) The destruction of a small child

Im so pissed I could commit Infant Assault.

Dane: That sound makes me want to punch an infant.

by Mrchace January 22, 2009

infant annihilator

The edgiest death metal shit to graze to the surface of semi-popular music. If you enjoy hearing an edgelord scream about killing children and raping nuns, this is the band for you. In the bands defense, they are probably so fucked up because they were touched as children.

The band is also known for the use of their shit Ibanez guitars (made out of plywood) and their mediocre, run-of-the-mill death metal guitar playing.

I love listening to Infant Annihilator as I cut myself and drink bleach before ramming a massive dildo up my gaping asshole. I then enjoy deepthroating my father's penis while listening to Infant Annihilator's best song, "Decapitation Fornication." My favorite lyrics are.

"Slow and with formality I’m obsessively
stabbing you. The blood is drowning you as you gargle and you spew."

Something about that just gets me hard when I'm done jerking off to gay dog porn.

by MusicCritic2016 May 19, 2016