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Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!
Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone

D.L. Romancing 

Romancing someone on the Down Low. To make sure no one sees the person you're trying to bang out, in private.
My homeboy doesn't spit game to hoes in public, he D.L. romances them in private.

D.L. Romancing is the actual act.
D.L. Romancing by D. Diablo March 6, 2010

Romancing the stone

When addicts try to justify their continued drug habit by emphasizing the highs but ignoring the destruction.
Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.
Romancing the stone by Telmea Story December 16, 2018

Humaning 

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.
Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.
Humaning by partyofnone March 5, 2021

romancing 

romancing is being and doing lovey dovey ish stuff
dont do romancing with kids