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zamboning 

Traditional done while sex on the ice moving from one side to other. Although, can be done on smooth while very sweaty.
I took my girlfriend zamboning last night and now I have freezer burn on my ass.
zamboning by Trent Cole January 2, 2008

Zamboning 

Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.
John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.

Zamboning 

When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.
-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."
Zamboning by jolomonomo1 March 12, 2014

New Hampshire Hamboni

When two men proceed to have anal sex with sliced ham around their genitals until orgasm when they then proceed to produce semen onto the ham slices and eat them
"last night daquerius and I got so horny we started doing some New Hampshire Hamboni in bed."
The action of a girl licking from a mans butt hole to his balls and proceeding with a blow job.
hammoking is when a girl is giving a rim job then goes to a blow job but her tung never leaves the body
hammoking by Zach Woods October 20, 2007

hamboxing 

when you get inside a car, close all the windows, and smoke an entire ham
"Why does my car smell like smoked ham?"

"Dude, we were hamboxing it on Friday."
hamboxing by hambox November 22, 2016