grunt 

something one must do while trying to poop when constipated.

I told the constipated girl on the toilet to grunt.

grunt by x September 19, 2003

Grunt 

The little creatures in all of the Halo (X Box) games. They have what looks like cones on their heads and scream various sayings when dying

"Oh man, so many grunts everywhere, I had to use all my grenades and they STILL weren't all dead"

"Those damn grunts, so annoying"

Grunt by Bejungles.x October 30, 2009

Grunt 

In the Army it’s the 11 series Infantry , some 12 series, Combat Engineers, 13 series Field Artillery and 19 series Armored Armored Crewmen. Some 18 series Special Forces Operator, but they are too highly trained to be a grunt. In combat engineers if you carry detonation cord and a chainsaw or do road clearance you’re a grunt, if you drove a bulldozer or build schools you’re not a grunt. Young infantry noobs try to claim grunt for their own but old timers know it’s almost all combat arms. Army Aviators are combat Arms also, but while the job can be incredibly dangerous the frequency of hot showers and contracted chow available at airfields means no grunt for you. 19k Cavalry scout used to be Grunts when the army had Armored Cavalry Regiments , but since those were transformed into Cavalry in name only infantry regiments the cav scouts grunt status is up for review.

Tell those nasty grunts to take a shower before they come to the dining facility, sorry we closed 15 seconds ago you dirty grunts should learn to be cleaner. Stop hitting me with your big grunt fists.

Grunt by Pepper Hudson October 30, 2020

grunt 

*A type of grumbling noise made on certain occassions, such as being hit by something, or being exasperated, etc.

*An ordinary soldier.

*Synonym for ape, a person of low intelligence.

"I grunt when I have to shit."
-me

"Infantrymen of the US Army and USMC are grunts. Unless their special forces."
-me

grunt by Dave September 13, 2004

grunt 

noun and verb poop

from a misreading of "to kill a mockingbird" when they poke under the bed with a broom handle. a grunt under the bed.

A. hey, cover for me, i'm on cigarette break!
B. huh uh. you just had one.
A. yeah, i know. i didnt want to say, i'm actually going to do a grunt.

oooh, did you see that nasty grunt in the shitter? it didnt flush!

grunt by dr. roland james nesbaum III December 28, 2005

grunt 

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.

Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.

grunt by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

grunt 

a grunt is a dude from madness combat that always gets killed and is epic

1:hey ima go kill some grunts for fun wanna come?
2:sure man!
1 hour later: 1000 grunts dead

grunt by sussy bussy oddbod February 15, 2022