Unload Some Groceries 

To take the nastiest, filthiest, wettest dump in a paper bag and then slap someone in the face with said bag. Works best when bag has had time to soak and get soft and soggy.

Wes tried to unload some groceries on that dude, but the bag ripped mid-swing and spattered feces all over the bystanders and they started gagging and wretching, followed quickly by vomiting on each other en masse. What a night.

Unload Some Groceries by UnloadSomeBrownLove April 17, 2010

making groceries 

Going to the store to buy some food for the house.

Me and the wife are making groceries tonight.

making groceries by historyfixer April 8, 2006

eat groceries 

To eat the pussy or booty out. Usually done by a male/female.

I love them fresh eat groceries.

eat groceries by Lil shawn June 7, 2016

i'd bag her groceries

It is the same as saying "I'd hit that".

"hey dude look at that chick over there I'd bag her groceries".

i'd bag her groceries by monkey lover0 March 16, 2011

carrying the groceries 

Yet another bad caucasian dance move. To lean/lurch from side to side with both arms down by your sides as if carrying heavy bags of groceries.

Check out that guy carrying the groceries. Hahahahaha!

carrying the groceries by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

Gotta eat the booty like groceries 

Eating the booty ( butt ) like its something you buy from the store. Eating the booty is Usually used in sex.

I'm going to go to her house because I gotta eat the booty like groceries

Gotta eat the booty like groceries by Trinidadrain. May 21, 2015

eat the booty like groceries 

1. sucking or eating the booty clean

"what are you doing to my booty"
"im gonna eat the booty like groceries"

eat the booty like groceries by thechelseataylor February 1, 2015