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Greerism  

noun

An outrageous statement made by a formerly important or respected member of the community whose celebrity has faded to such an extent that they make outrageous comments in public forums, with the intended effect of gaining publicity even though no-one has cared what they have said for years:
See; Sour Grapes: Pretended disdain for something one does not or cannot have:
See: Tall Poppy, Australian. someone of preeminence or with a large income; important and powerful person.
Recent Greerism s
'Steve Urwin's death was the best thing that could happen for our wildlife.'
'Princess Daphne was a devious moron'
Greerism by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007
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Greenstreeting 

When you are wearing a jacket zipped up all the way to the neck, with hands in pockets, waiting to kick the shit out of someone, as seen in the movie Green Street Hooligans.
John: Why the hell is that guy standing like that? Does he not know he's about to get the shit kicked out of him?

Steve: No you tosser! He's Greenstreeting. He'll beat the fuck out of that mick bastard.

de-greenify 

It's a word used by Elphaba, the Wicked witch of the West, in one of the best Broadway musicals ever called Wicked. Elphaba was born green and she hopes that one day when she meets the famous Wizard of Oz, he will do her a favor and ''degreenify'' her, so she would have a normal-colored skin and people wouldn't judge her. She specifically sang it in a song ''The Wizard and I''
And one day, he'll say to me, "Elphaba,
A girl who is so superior
Shouldn't a girl who's so good inside
Have a matching exterior?
And since folks here to an absurd degree
Seem fixated on your verdigris

Would it be all right by you
If I de-greenify you?"
de-greenify by Vanes March 30, 2013

Collard Greens 

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
Collard Greens by chaweman August 17, 2021

sam greening 

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female
hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl
sam greening by loveduv October 23, 2011
A Penis that grows on a farm
I only eat natural grenis
Grenis by Grenisthewenis January 13, 2016

greenify 

Verb. 1. To make green. 2. To make eco-friendly, such as by recycling. 3. Any action that helps the environment, such as using electric engines instead of gasoline or diesel ones.
V.P. Gore is trying to greenify the world with his movie, An Inconvenient Truth.
greenify by Taylor Jared May 7, 2007