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Shit Grassing 

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass
Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room
Shit Grassing by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

graping the squildo 

to be aroused by something, when you really, really shouldn't.
this does not include jailbait

also: grapes my squildo
cor! jimmy tarbuck's on jordan's body! thats really graping my squildo!
Groping or Grabbing someone from behind, in a forced way, in order to stick a finger into the vagina or his/her anus.
Groping + Rape= Graping. Past Tense, Graped...

"The park on 35th street is where John does his graping"

"John grabbed Jane and graped her unwillingly."

graping by 13end3r September 4, 2008

gasping gecko 

A term used when a person is surprised.
Gasping gecko, I wasn't expecting to see you here!
gasping gecko by asdf_fdsa October 13, 2017
The action of hiding in a grass field because the police has just busted the party that has underage drinking involved or any other form of illegal activity.
Jack went grassing last night and almost got caught when the patrol car drove by.
Grassing by vee kept January 25, 2011

Gasping for Breath 

When you drop a long-ass shit -- so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down right away when you flush.
Tom: Dick, look at the long-ass shit I just dropped. (Flush --)

Dick: It won't go all the way down -- it's gasping for breath.