Glurding

When a black person is touching a younger white women between the ages of 15 and 20 in inappropriate areas with his penis

OMG look at George Floyd over there glurding that girl ln the playground

Glurding by Holy Cööm December 12, 2022

Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

Christian Goulding by GeetLord January 5, 2018

Ellie Goulding 

fake Ellie Goulding Try’s to be her but is a wish version, also needs singing lessons

Ellie Goulding stinks of jobby

Ellie Goulding by Ellie Goulding’s pal November 13, 2021

Full Gourning

Putting a hole in a gourd and pounding it.

I'm going to Full Gourning out.

Full Gourning by karldeck November 8, 2025

Full Gourning

Putting a hole in a gourd and pounding it

Get out of my room im full gourning it this halloween

Full Gourning by Gourner November 8, 2025