Gotemesium³ 

Gotemesium³(GD) Pure element extracted from a got'em. When unstable, Gotemesium³ can incite riots between niggers. When handled incorrectly, it can backfire and cause you to suffer from severe got'em trauma.
Side effects include:
Suicidal Tendencies
Saltiness
Strep Throat or Dry throat
Hush mode
Crying
Third degree burns

I'm sensing a strong concentration of Gotemesium³ from that got'em.
Be Careful how you handle that Gotemsium³

Gotemesium³ by Oh don't do it August 14, 2016

Kier Cum Golem 

The most cursed image ever created. An evil cum golem that leads the labour party. A shitpost of mass destruction banned under treaty of prohibition of nuclear images.

do not search twitter for this.

The Kier Cum Golem made me so sick that shit came out of my mouth.

Kier Cum Golem by Babble___ June 29, 2020

Goemon

Ninja boy with spikey blue hair and a tobacco pipe for a weapon; star of the Ganbare Goemon series in Japan, which has been released overseas in the guise of "Mystical Ninja".

Goemon is not a Pokémon, you retard.

Goemon by Sarahsuke July 14, 2003

gottem

An exclamation yelled after someone is completely owned by a comeback or statement.

Person 1: "Well what do you mean she's a slut? You just mean, this girl, she's a bit... loose?"

Person 2: "Well her pants are loose"

Person 3: "GOTTEM"

gottem by Kris. April 20, 2008

Smoke 'em if you got 'em 

To tell someone that they have limited time to do something, or that someone needs to quickly finish up whatever they were already in the middle of. Usually said before something significant is about to happen that would make doing said thing more difficult to do later on.

Assumed to come from the military, with officers letting soldiers know that it was time to rest and indulge (e.g. smoking the cigarettes they earned/found) between movements. However, over time the term has somewhat evolved to imply preparedness and finality, as in "this may be the last time you can do this, so do it now".

Correct speech would be "smoke them if you've got them" which is usually cut down to "smoke 'em if you got 'em" or "smoke 'em if ya got 'em", depending on accent or how fast the phrase is being said.

"Hostiles incoming! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"
"Well, I'm the ride home, and I think it's time to go. Smoke 'em if you got 'em, and then I'm leaving - with or without you."
"Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. If at any point during the ride you become disoriented... there's nothing we can do about it. Now, have you removed all of your jewelry...? Are you allergic to shellfish...?" "JEEBS!" "RIGHT THEN! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"

Smoke 'em if you got 'em by TheRobotMenace March 21, 2022

Golemi

Same as stupid or iditot

Golemi is stupid, because it can't get out of an hole.

Golemi by Nakk2000 May 11, 2015

Goremobile

Any public transit vehicle. The name is derived from American presidential election loser turned environment activist, the tubby genius Al Gore.

I was late today because I took the Goremobile and it broke down.

Goremobile by circushead August 24, 2006