Gooshen

That time of the month your wife or significant other has that ooye gooey gooshy creamy ovulation fluid in her panties!

To test if she truly is Gooshen, simply throw her panties on the wall and if it sticks she's ovulating.

Sandra was Gooshen so bad when her panties hit the floor it sounded like a wet rag hitting the shower floor!

Gooshen by Border_Jumper March 1, 2022

goosed it

Flapped it, chicken out, goosed it.

He was going to moon the bitch next door but he goosed it

goosed it by lolwoman July 4, 2007

goosher 

The smell that rushes out of a the cushion because a previous fart that someone left there.

Someone sits in a chair and farts and the smell is trapped. The next person that sits makes the smell goosh out leaving you to be the victim of a goosher.

goosher by swayzman_50 February 19, 2008

Goosed-it

To have fucked something up. To ruin even the simplest of things because of stupidity.

"I totalled my car again. I was driving down a straight road and I goosed-it!"

Goosed-it by BlutoPKS March 4, 2006

dun-goosed

used to describe an ugly person. The more emphasis that is placed on "dun", the uglier the person is.

guy 1: yo, look at that girl over there!
guy 2: yea i know, she's so dun-goosed!

dun-goosed by fruitloops17 March 3, 2011

goosed 

Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'

I gave her a good plating then i goosed her

goosed by sharking October 10, 2009

goosed 

The unfortunate act of failing to eject correctly from your fighter jet by hitting the canopy; resulting in death.

The film Top Gun depicts this act when Maverick's F-14 goes into a flat spin and his navigator, Goose, gets pooped on. Thus getting goosed.

goosed by Gr8 ballz o fire March 1, 2011