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John Gerrard Keatings 

Used to define guys with big heads, and beautiful faces. Often used to replace words such as pornstar, playa, and malfunctionism.
John Gerrard Keatings is amazing! I no dawg!
John Gerrard Keatings by ginobeats November 1, 2010

Steven Gerrard 

Steven Gerrard says eeeee yeah course
Steven Gerrard by AVFC1874 August 31, 2023

Pulled a Gerrard 

One SLIP up that cost your team the most important game of the season (silverware too).
We were doing so well, till Barry pulled a Gerrard.
Pulled a Gerrard by mebogal May 4, 2014

Steven Gerrard 

the most intolerable sports personality i have ever laid eyes on. i get depressed whenever i hear him talk. he dives almost every match to get a penalty or a free kick, then he complains when someone else dives against his team. A.K.A depressing, untalented, scouse, twat with no obvious personality.
there goes Steven Gerrard, diving to win yet another penalty.

one of these days he will dive and break his neck, just you wait and see.
Steven Gerrard by chelsea boy December 23, 2007

steven gerrard 

Yet another overrated footballer, at least within these shores, for the all familar trait of being English.

He leads the hypocrisy brigade when it comes to the notions of all other footballers, especially foreign ones (i.e. Christiano Ronaldo) are cheats, yet he dived in the 2004 Champions' League Final, and does it regular for his club, Liverpool. Just ask fans of Sheffield United from the opening day of this season, or how about for England duty against Hungary before the World Cup. Of course, as he's English and white, it's "clever" play, unlike when someone like didier Drogba does it.

He also seems to fit into David Beckham's place on the right side of midfield for England very well - he constantly exposes the defence by going on runs up the field or cutting inside in search of his own personal glory, so everyone else has to cover for his ego. Just like he fits into Michael Owen's place at Liverpool due to winning penalties more often than any other player.
Steven Gerrard is the world's best midfielder (apart from the likes of Pirlo or Gattuso, who are World Class, not just players that look good against West Brom and Sunderland).
steven gerrard by OD Smith October 11, 2006

Steven Gerrard 

Once famed captain of Liverpool FC who saw his team lift the UEFA Cup and a chance to enter the Champions League. Now plans to leave Anfield, much to the anger of loyal Liverpool fans.

Clubs are currently asking for his services, inclucing Chelsea, Real Madrid, and AC Milan.

Mocked by fans of Chelsea for scoring own goal in Carling Cup. Chelsea wins Carling Cup.
Chelsea fans in Cardiff during Carling Cup: One Stevie Gerrard...
Steven Gerrard by anon y mouse July 19, 2005