freezing my dick off 

When it's the coldest you've ever been.

I'm freezing my dick off in here! It's the fucking coldest I've ever been!

freezing my dick off by downtimedanny August 30, 2016

News feeding 

The act of continuously reading and scrolling down your Facebook news feed.

Friend 1: Hey what are you doing?
Friend 2: Facebook..
Friend 1: What are you doing on Facebook..?
Friend 2: News Feeding..
Friend 1: Ah..

Friend 2: Yep.

News feeding by Kronix_Ex2 February 4, 2014

freeping 

stacking poll results by directing people to a web poll; with the goal of intentionally biasing the results to support their particular point of view

"Attention all believers in the sanctity of baby peas. There is a poll on a babypeasaredelicious.com. Go there and vote that every baby pea is sacred and should be saved, even those that are frozen and will never be planted in the ground"

freeping by michael stempel August 9, 2005

feeding the furburger 

v.The process of sticking raw man meat in a pink taco, hairy or bald.

syn. feeding the fur

Feeding the furburger is a great way to learn about human anatomy and jewlry at the same time. I hear pearl necklaces are back in style this year.

feeding the furburger by chinesefoodninja January 31, 2005

freezing the monkey 

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

freezing the monkey by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

Freezing the monkey 

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

Freezing the monkey by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

breast feeding 

to suck on a womens milk filled breasts , usally undertaken by a baby or infant, but can be peformed by a mature adult when required ...... it still tastes good at 45 belive me

lets get breast feeding i need some milk for my cafe au lait

breast feeding by vinnny August 25, 2006