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bigger dick foreign policy theory 

First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.

When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".

The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.
"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"

God Forbid 

Means you really hope something doesn't happen, but is often used sarcastically to express the opposite
God forbid we get any hurricanes this season :(

God forbid you clean up after yourself...
God Forbid by Pluckster April 5, 2020

Foreigner 

An underage girl who intentionally exposes their nude pictures and videos of themselves participating in sexual activities such as; masturbation and intercourse. Usually, they expose themselves in a edit used by the app, Funimate. "Foreigner" is a song made by the late rapper, Pop Smoke. This song is normally used in these edits. For short, this is now a challenge called, "The Foreigner Challenge." *If you see any posts or reposts of these edits, report them or report the account immediately.*
Have you heard about this edit of this girl? People call her a Foreigner now.

forniphilia 

Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.
Man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
Woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?
forniphilia by waz223 August 27, 2011
Fear Of No Invite
The fear of not getting an invite even though you are probably going to decline.!
I didn't get an invite to the party, even though I was not going to go... I'm such a FONI.
FONI by Mark33Mark May 21, 2017

forbidden snack 

An object which appears to be highly edible that is not, in fact, edible and is therefore considered to be "forbidden" despite its delectable yet deceptive appearance.
Laundry detergent pods, jelly pencil grips, dice, shiny marbles, Orbeez, slime, and squishies are all examples of forbidden snacks.
"Man, that new galaxy bath bomb I bought from Lush is such a forbidden snack!"
forbidden snack by ♡GuroCandy♡ December 23, 2017