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1. To get hurt, flogged, fucked up and shit. From a bashing with fists to getting knackered on a rail while skateboarding.
2. To be fucked up on drugs or liquor.
1. "I tried a Backside 7 on my snowboard of that gap and fully flexed myself."
2. "I did that? Really? I must have been flexed last night."
Flexed by Diego August 10, 2003
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fixed-gear 

A Fixed-gear bicycle is most commonly a vintage steel road style bicycle utilizing one gear combination with the rear sprocket "fixed" to the rear wheel. Fixed gear bicycles are incapable of coasting, moving and not pedaling. This type of transportation is used by urban bicycle messengers, as it is a trusty and reliable form of transport, plus it's just cool.
Tricycle, Track bicycle, Penny farthing bicycle
Lobster road to the market in the snow on his fixed-gear bicycle.

Dragon Flied 

When a girl creates an excuse as not to have sex with thier man whereas female dragon flys are know to play dead as to avoid a male dragon from attempting to mate with them.
I think my girl dragon flied me because she said she's on her period for the third time this month.

Meme flexed

someone who is a meme flexer, and knows it on the inside, but hates being known as one.
They get mad when someone calls them a meme flexer after flexing plenty of chungified moments
Reid - “Your beans are so boiled right now my fellow chungus”
Mitchell - “you’re just so meme flexed that you can’t stop saying memes reid
Reid “shut up you idiot fricker redditor pogger, i’m very mad you have noticed how much i flex my memes on the daily”

fixed costs 

Lighting, heating, rent etc.
fixed costs by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
To have swag.
To be clean, look good.

Have Hoes on your side.
Have Money. ext
To be all the way turnt up aka flexed up
Bruhh Im So Flexed Up.
Flexed up by kidbefresh12 October 23, 2009