Ferret 

the cutest, coolest, best animal evr

kid 1: hey have u seen my new pet its a ferret
kid 2: OMG ITS THE CUTEST COOLEST BEST ANIMAL EVER

Ferret by roxmick March 16, 2021

Ferret 

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.

"Good morning class, this is my ferret!"

Ferret by JC May 29, 2004

ferret 

Australian slang term for the male genitalia. Also used in a term describing the act of sex with a female.

1. Man my ferret is itchy!

2. Shit that shella needs a good ferret!

3. She jumped right on my ferret!

ferret by Cridder November 20, 2006

ferret 

c0rn likes ferrets AND I DO DUHHHH cuz they like the best species out there

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ferret by ferret Iover January 29, 2021

ferret 

A penis with an extraordinarily hairy shaft.

"Yo Shariz, did you suck his dick last night?"
"Nah, he whipped it out and it was a total ferret. I didn't want a hairball."

ferret by Tommy Tickler March 19, 2014

ferret 

A nasty, viscious little stinky demon who bites and steals food right out of your hand. "Ferret musk" is the odor that is naturally expressed from its scent glands. they are illegal in some states and ought to be put into extinction.

"What the hell? That goddamn ferret just snatched my cookie, bit me and then stared at me from the corner with pure evil in his eyes and the cookie in his mouth."

ferret by ferretophobic September 5, 2006

Ferret 

A dumb fuck; can not be described in any other way - a phrase that should be universal

Harold Stephenson is sure one ferret he wanted some of that hot redneck prom sex with those eighth graders

Ferret by Yafavcatlady January 8, 2017