feltch friendly

a woman down with Felching

Yo you gotta Fuck Becky, she's Feltch Friendly, get up in there

feltch friendly by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014

feltch a goat 

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

feltch a goat by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015

feltch daiquiri 

When you add some feltch juice to a peach daiquiri and slurp it with your bum chum

Come with me Christian let's have a feltch daiquiri

feltch daiquiri by Daiquiri king January 13, 2017

Feltch me silly 

Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.

Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?

Feltch me silly by Xxsheliexx December 6, 2024

Air Feltch 

When you are lip-locked onto another persons butt-hole and they fart into your mouth, so that you can then blow that same fart back up their ass, swapping back and forth and back and forth

Hey, you heard about Air Feltching?
It’s like snowballing a fart between someone asshole and your mouth. You don’t know a good time until you’ve had your own warm fart blown back up your ass.

Air Feltch by TheSoftestBalls January 1, 2021

slow feltch 

same as feltch but you let the hot animal semen marinade in the rectum for at least 24 hours while the semen bask in the raw essence of the butt gravy and then drink with a bendy straw.

Jeff enjoyed the roasty goodness of the slow feltched juices as he sucked so elagantly through his purple bendy straw

slow feltch by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw September 13, 2009

Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.

Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!

Munion Feltch Beaver by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007