Roger Federer 

An excellent tennis player who repeatedly gets his Swiss ass handed to him by Nadal

me: did you see Roger Federer crying like a bitch
your mom: no
me: it was hilarious
your mom: yeah whatever
me: are you even paying attention?
your mom: sorry, i was counting the money on the dresser
me: well, is it all there?
your mom: yeah
me: then what are you waiting for? bend over so i can get my $37 worth
your mom: condom only
me: aw c'mon baby; it's my birthday
your mom: no!
me: aw c'mon
your mom: no!

Roger Federer by mobolaji suleiman February 3, 2009

Federer 

When a dude settles for a chick several leagues below what he could have attained.

Person 1: "Man, Jake is ripped and pretty hot. What is he doing with that Hobag?"
Person 2: "He has totally Federered"

"I really need to have sex tonight. I'll play it safe in the club and go for a Federer"

Federer by The_Trill_LV July 16, 2013

federell 

the police or any form of authority

I was looting this joint and the federells arrived promptly.

federell by bros October 6, 2006

fedexed 

sick and tired of something; a synonym for fed up

"I'm so fedexed with this health care crap in Congress!"

fedexed by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

fendered 

Hit another vehicle from behind, a fender bender

Ohh no, I just fendered a guy in front of me.

fendered by dimidium November 23, 2016

Fedexed 

When the female is riding on top of the male and he grabs her and screams " If it fits it ships" and throws her across the room while he cums.

"why do you have bruises Hailey?" "Oh Damian fedexed me last night"

Fedexed by Anniemisery December 1, 2019

Federesie

She may not be a perfect person but she is a cool, funny, loving, caring, and forgiving person. She's also a good and kind-hearted person, but when you fight her she will just react like nothing happens and cry after it.

Federesie is weak and will always be.

Federesie by Hsgskak March 6, 2022