Duffers' Syndrome

A slang term for the very serious medical condition duphershypertrophy whereby the sufferer acquires over time excessive fatty tissues to the nasal region, giving the patient the not unpleasant features of a gnomish looking fellow; rosy cheeks from the strain of holding one's nose up all day, at times somewhat gormless facial expressions (which can be attributed to the drag-factor but more often can lead an innocent bystander unaware of the condition to conclude that the sufferer is possibly some sort of simpleton) and of course the ever-expanding, bulbous nose which grows and grows like in that fable about the enormous turnip...

Prognosis: Not good; rhinoplasty recommended.

What are you doing resting your nose on that snooker cue? Have you got Duffers' Syndrome or something?

by Mouldy123 April 3, 2011

duffet

to duffet: (duf-it) to screw someone out of their money, in snakey type manner. To not pay money to someone that you owe monetarily. To get work out of someone without paying them.

*The people getting screwed are of no significance even if family or friends.

fuck me. I worked with that motherfucker for a week and he duffeted me out of $300. Never gonna work for that cheap douchebag again -_-

by garbanCHIC May 4, 2008

New Jersey duffelbag

A very large, gaping, and over-used vagina.

"So Les, did you ever poke that Shirley chick?"

"Of course I did... Me and the whole football, basketball, hockey, baseball, and soccer team. That girl's got quite the new jersey duffelbag!"

by John Curtis January 5, 2009

Duffed

To get your ass kicked REALLY badly. If you got "duffed", you didn't just get punched in the face, hit the floor and kicked once or twice hard... you got hit in the face, hit the ground, then got hit in the face several more times, possibly had your head bashed into the cement, got kicked in the ears, neck, kidneys and various other soft spots on your body.

"Yung, that nigga D-Set laid up in the hospital. He smoked up that whole QP he was fronted by main man and got duffed."

by Krill Awareness April 15, 2006

Duffmeister

this is the name you give to your fat ginger friend who has huge tits

haha, yo dude, you're a duffmeister

by connor holling September 13, 2019

cattle duffer

One who alters the brand on cattle and steals them; a cattle thief who ‘duffs’ the cattle by altering the brand.

10 years ago, we were just a couple of cattle duffers.

by szaki March 5, 2012

chickenskin dufflebag

ballsack, scrotum, genitals

My testicles sit in my chickenskin dufflebag!

by JohnnyGuy December 19, 2007