dogfukkkker

one who avoids work and professional training to proclaim they are proficient in providing a professional service that they are not.

Mark did not put in the time and effort to become proficient in legal counsel, then started charging unsuspecting victims for legal services any how, what a dogfukkkker.

dogfukkkker by lightningrod85 August 7, 2019

dogfly 

Something that is cool or valid

Yeah that’s definitely dogfly

dogfly by Cj27392 February 5, 2022

Dogfucker 

Dogfucker, means someone who likes to have sex with dogs. It usually refers to people from the so called "western world", also known as "free world" (because you are free to fuck animals) i.e. the countries in America, Europe and Oceania.

I hate those American dogfuckers

Dogfucker by Another boring user September 19, 2022

dogfuck

what you are a retarded piece of when you make a shit thread

<b>great thread, you retarded piece of dogfuck</b>

dogfuck by spammer April 5, 2005

dogfunk 

when a man feels the need to take a shit in a girls open ass hole.

the man took the girls butt cheeks spread them wide after anal and took a shit in it delivering a nasty case of dogfunk

dogfunk by et phonehome December 1, 2010

Dogfucker 

Someone who fucks dogs

Nick fucks her dog, dogfucker

Dogfucker by Hahafuckyounick November 24, 2016

Doggulp 

When a dog, more commonly young dog, takes advantage of being left unattended for hours, minutes, even milliseconds, and impulsively even frantically starts to swallow everything in site, specifically but not limited to, socks, shoes, garbage cans, cups, toilets, lamps, furniture legs, homework, condoms and the carpet.

Gus: Fucking Fuck….I leave the house to take out the trash and you DOGGULP the entire fuckin room?!?!

Tom a/k/a Dog: Initially runs to owner with tail wagging and Doggulping a camel back, sensing urgency dog quickly retreats to corner to get one last chew in.

Gus: Dude you had to zero in on another camel back? Shit Dog, 100% cagervention time for you!

Doggulp by For Real2 August 16, 2011