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Dewey County Deputy

A cop (usually of smaller stature) that is untrustworthy and flaky. Thinks that since he’s a cop, people will be scared of him and not test his authority. Does not train for his job but instead, posts pictures on Facebook in uniform (to let the ladies know he’s a cop)
Man, that dude sure runs his mouth a lot!
He’s a Dewey County Deputy, what do you expect?
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Dewey Cheatham & Howe 

What's the difference between a lawyer and a chicken?

A chicken clucks defiance.
Dewey Cheatham & Howe by octopod January 24, 2004

Dewey Dance

a dance when you march in place and swing your arms up and down like a stationary soldier. Cane be performed to music ranging from tunes such as "All i want for christmas is you" to "Lean back" with "What it is to burn" in between.
That nigga in the club was just standin there doin the dewey dance.
Dewey Dance by S wizzle and P hizzle November 22, 2004
Adj. Word used to describe a situation caused by an individual who was once tite; however, due to unfortunate circumstances, and a Visitation girl, the person is totally consumed by the girl and completely ditches his friends all the time. Thus, the situation is Dewey'd.
Person 1: Yo, my man is gunna chill with us tonight and it's gunna be so fun.
Person 2: Nah, he's with some bitch now and is gunna ditch us.
Person 1: Ah man, we got Dewey'd again.
Dewey'd by a mad guy January 16, 2007

Dewey Riley 

Dewey Riley (also known as "Dwight" Riley) was the deuteragonist of the film series "Scream". He was the town's deputy until the events of Scream 4 where he became the town's sheriff. He was also the husband of Gale Weathers but divorced her somewhere after the events of Scream 4. In Scream 5 he was stabbed and killed after he attempted to shoot the killer in the head meaning that the other legacy characters ( Sydney Prescott and Gale Weathers) are the only remaining surviving victims of the "Woodsboro" murders.
Person 1: Hey bro did you hear?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Dewey Riley died in the new Scream movie.
Person 2: Damn bro
Dewey Riley by r@tsbm8s August 4, 2022

dewey beach take out 

1.) While at the beach with all of your friends suggest going to get take out to make one of your friends hungry.
2.) Get money from your friend who wants you to bring something back.
3.) Use your friends money to buy yourself a delicious lunch.
4.) After you finish eating ask for a takeout box and take a huge dump in it.
5.) When you get back hand the box to your friend and when he/she is opening it and begins to ask what is going on have another friend punch him/her in the face.
"what happened to Phils nose?"
"I think he ordered the Dewey Beach take out"
"word"

Dewey Male

A male who is not an athlete or a nerd and is just forgettable. These people are unintelligent and un-athletic and are always the most forgettable and irrelevant in a class. Instead of being quiet they try way to hard to get people to notice them by overusing a joke that is still mildly funny but when they use it its just beating the horse dead and nobody laughs. Dewey males also have VERY sensitive feelings, they will cry over random shit and are huge dicks to everybody when they get upset which results with everybody going out of their way to not work with them in group projects. Dewey males commonly have names like Milo, Sebastian, Luke and Noah. They are like the rich kids without the money.
You: Bro I got Noah for my group, I might have to skip school

Friend: You shouldn't have went to the bathroom a minute before class because everybody left the seat next to the Dewey male open for you

You: He's such a dewey male he got cut from the JV football team and failed his math test on the same day he will never get laid