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Ministry of Darkness 

a large satanic group led by the Undertaker during the Attitude Era of the early 1999 that performed evil rituals and human sacrifice.

members:
undertaker
paul bearer
faarooq
bradshaw
mideon
viscera
gangrel
christian
edge

Ministry of Darkness is a large group filled with satanic theme led by the Undertaker. They kidnap people to join his group.
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Darkness Hangover

The intense feeling you receive in the eyes once the light is turned on after a period of prolong darkness
Craig don't turn on the light you'll give all a darkness Hangover

Army of Darkness 

An evil force brought to life by the dark powers of the Necronomicon. It is comprised of an army of skeletons, and the leader (Bad Ash). They are eventually stopped by Ash, a worker of S-Mart (Housewares division).
Top notch B-movie, one everybody must see.
See also Bruce Campbell for more info.
"D00d, joo got teh ARMEE UV DARKNSS special edition! Pwn!"
Army of Darkness by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003

the darkness 

kick-ass band that plays original songs and doesn't sell out. the lead singer likes spandex (wierd) yet can sing higher than a girl, which requires a lot of talent
person1: did u listen to the darkness cd????
person2: yeah, they kick ass!!!!
the darkness by darkness lover February 8, 2005

Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness 

Is a video game for the gamecube. The story begins 5 years after the events of Pokémon Colosseum with the introduction of Michael (player may change the name), the main protagonist. Michael first meets Professor Krane, his mother's boss. He introduces the concept of Shadow Pokémon, which are Pokémon whose hearts have been artificially closed. So in the game you have to purify all the pokemon.
Jerry: Woaaaaah!! You got Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness?!
Ashley: I sure dooooo!!

Army of Darkness 

One of the greatest and most well-known cult classics of all time. Sequel to the first two Evil Dead movies. Directed by Sam Raimi (Spider-Man, Darkman, The Gift) and starring Bruce Campbell as one of the most badass heroes in cinema history, Ash. Ash is famous for the chainsaw on his right arm, his "boomstick" (a double-barreled, sawed-off Remington shotgun), and his lexicon of catch phrases. The movie is about Ash being sucked into a time portal and landing in the Middle Ages, where he spends his time kicking zombie ass and trying to retrieve the Necronomicon, the Sumerian book of the dead, so he can get home.
Lines from the movie:

"Hail to the King, baby."
"Gimme some sugar."
"Groovy."
"Name's Ash. (cocks gun) Housewares."
"Come get some."

Did I mention that Army Of Darkness kicks ass?
Army of Darkness by Paul Wooten August 4, 2006

The Darkness 

A videogame that was developed by Starbreeze Studios. The game is based on the comic books, also known as The Darkness. The game is about Jackie Estacado, a mafia hitman who is granted demonic powers on his 21st birthday. Jackie must fight his way to his Uncle Paulie, a mafia don who wants to kill him for disobeying his orders, and also to avenge the murder of his girlfriend Jenny. On the way, he is confronted by the demonic powers that have manifested his body. He is eventually able to control the powers and eventually hunts down his Uncle Paulie, but loses control of the powers after killing his Uncle Paulie and his men mercilessly.
The Darkness is actually a pretty fun game but recieved average reviews
The Darkness by Jack of Clubs August 21, 2008