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customer service 

Something that isnt what it used to be. Customer service workers get paid to lower themselves and kiss ass to ungrateful, stupid pricks known as the "public." Customer service workers only have their positions while obtaining a college degree, so they can get out of customer service hell and kiss ungratefull customers goodby for a real job that offers a future and more financial security.
Customer service workers get a bad rap from the ignorant public. They like their position no more than the patrons who look down on them. I used to be in customer service (the food/restaurant industry), and would spit in the food of idiots who would piss me off and look down on me for providing a service for their pathetic, ungrateful ass. When working in customer service, you immediately see how stupid people have become today.
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customer-centric 

With a primary focus on the customer and the customer's needs with the goal of providing valuable services to the customer.
Our services are completely customer-centric.
customer-centric by Keeem March 14, 2007

Customer Service 

The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.
I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!
Customer Service by Luddz May 23, 2015

customer crush 

your favorite daily customer who comes into the store AT LEAST once a day who you look forward to seeing so much you show up to your shift!
(mostly applies to the partners at Starbucks!) :)
alex: guess who came in last night when you werent closing?

mish: grande mocha??!!!

alex: duh! the customer crush of your life!
customer crush by mish5253 October 8, 2008

customer service 

A service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. These idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.
You realize this after working in a phone center for a short amount of time.
customer service by Nicholas Bundy February 16, 2005

customer servant

n. This is a person who provides a type of customer service to another person in some sort of technical or data-interpretation role. Most commonly these people are found in various types of call centers and have fancy titles other than 'customer servant'.
At our location we have various forms of customer servants:

Relationship Manager, Proactive Service Manager, Proactive Sales, Help Desk and others.

Customer Tool 

A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!
Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)

Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?

Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)

Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
Customer Tool by Snezzle July 8, 2010