crystal skull head 

When somones head resembles that of a crystal skull which was once found in an Indiana Jones film.

Woah Danny watch where you're swinging that crystal skull head!

crystal skull head by dannyjegghead March 13, 2014

striding the crystal summit 

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

striding the crystal summit by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

Crystal Skulled 

Verb. When you've been lead to believe something was awesome, but it turned out to be crap. I.e. The movie by Paramount Pictures "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

Friend 1: Did you prank your roommate?

Friend 2: Yeah, I totally "crystal skulled" him into eating an Oreo filled with toothpaste, instead of creme.

Crystal Skulled by Ryan "RyTheNewsGuy" Ernde August 30, 2014

crystal shattering sex 

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.

"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"

crystal shattering sex by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

Crystal Skull 

A movie sequel/prequel that doesn't live up to the original

Dude, I hope Jurassic Park 4 won't be a crystal skull.

Crystal Skull by PlatinumX22 August 11, 2008

crystal soup 

DMT, Deems, N, N-Dimethyltryptamine.

“hey man I just got some crystal soup, try some”

crystal soup by No.fuck.off September 21, 2020

Crystal Star 

Crystal star is an unfamous pornstar. Crystal got her start on a video game called runescape, giving her photos out to guys. She became better and better at her craft, and eventually took her photos to websites across the internet. you can usually find one of crystal's picture's by googling porn and just going to about page 54 of google images.

Person 1: dude...got any good porn? I need something to whack to.

Person 2: ya man ever heard of Crystal Star? just google image "Porn" and you'll find a TON of her pics.

Crystal Star by innocent ivan November 30, 2009