crank shot 

Picture of a male's erect penis, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.

So I'm chatting online with what I thought was a hot chick and I asked her for a pic. Instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. What the fuck? You can't even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!

crank shot by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009

Crank Soggy 90s 

A term for Fortnite that means building walls on a 90 degree angle, but with a very poor level of skill and strategy. This usually results in losing a match.

"Thanks for the carry last game bro, I crank soggy 90s when I haven't warmed up."

Crank Soggy 90s by marcove3 August 6, 2021

brown chunk slam dunk

v. phrase Essentually it means you have to take a shit.

Im gonna drop a brown chunk slam dunk!

ex. Taking the browns to the super bowl
dropping the kids off at the pool

brown chunk slam dunk by UnKnownSteel June 14, 2010

crank skank 

n.
. A person, usually a female, addicted to the substance methamphetamine, or crank. They usually look really dirty and skinny. Hince, crank skank

I was in Wal-Mart the other day when a crank skank was in front of me and was $1.08 short. Instead of putting an item back, she walked around the store asking people for money. She was all strung out, too. What a crank skank

crank skank by Church Of Kaleb July 5, 2005

chunk squirts 

The condition incurred after eating Denny's at 3 AM after a long night of Whiskey bombs and Budweiser bottles.

I woke up and had the chunky squirts all day at work.

chunk squirts by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Crank Squad material

In order for someone, something, or an event to be considered crank squad

material, it needs be fucking awesome.

"Dude that shot was crank squad material"

Crank Squad material by nt41 May 21, 2009

crank sesh 

a session where you sit there and masturbate. crankin ur dick

Ricky: Ali, you wanna come over and paly madden?

Ali: Naw, my parents are out of town, so i think im just gonna go home and have a nice crank sesh

crank sesh by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007