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a) The act of chimping
b) What it means when someone takes your personal belongings, without your knowledge, as a chimpanzee would do, covertly.
“Hey Johnny, how’d you get all this great cologne?”

(Johnny) “I chimped it. I crash parties, and take it when everybody is drunk”.
Chimped by jespyderguy October 21, 2021
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