Owen-Comering 

Masturbating In a Class and or Before class.

Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall

Owen-Comering by OrgyPig March 18, 2011

covering shorts 

(FINANCE) the situation in which a derivatives trader with a short position is wrong about the behavior of the market. Having sold shares of stock he doesn't own, he is now compelled to buy them at a higher price than he sold them for (in order to reimburse whomever he borrowed the shares from).

If the short position was taken by writing naked options (i.e., issuing call options of stock the trader doesn't happen to have), then the trader has to buy shares of underlying stock in order to honor the options.

It's extremely expensive for traders to have to cover their shorts.

The surprising stock rally came as a shock. Nicholas Leeson had been riding high, but now he was furiously covering shorts, and driving the share prices higher still. By closing bell, he was ruined.

covering shorts by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

Caspering 

The art of ghosting someone in a friendly way. When you don't have the heart to full on ghost them, so you start cutting and reducing all interactions until they take the hint and give up.

Take forever to reply and only give short responses that can't lead to further conversation.

Similar to gas-lighting but without the intention of possible future interaction. Letting someone down gently.

Friend: how did it go with that girl

You: she's nice but I don't want to see her again so I'm caspering her til she takes the hint

Caspering by JasperTheFriendlyHost December 10, 2019

chopeing

to illegally take upskirt photos of female genitalia without their knowledge for you own perverted pleasure.upskirtchopetoryscum

"the nasty little chope was caught chopeing on the escalators in the shopping mall."
"The chope wasnt prosecuted because the Tory decided chopeing shouldn't be illegal"

chopeing by tdog73 June 17, 2018

Clopening 

The act of having a closing shift at your workplace and then having an opening shift at your workplace the following day.

Man this weekend is gonna suck!

Why?

Because I'm Clopening Saturday to Sunday.

Clopening by Snuggleglarf February 15, 2012

Cornering 

To light a bowl of marijuana with precision to only burn a small proportion and leave enough green for everyone else. Achieved by holding lighter at an angle alongside the bowl. Common among marijuana etiquette and respected with higher quality marijuana.

"This is some delicious chronic."
"We should definitely be cornering this bowl well."

Cornering by 420hawkeye May 12, 2010

Conkering 

The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.

Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.

Conkering by Conkered November 3, 2017