Clarking 

Losing all your money at the casino. Not knowing when to quit.

Like Clark Griswald in Vegas Vacation.

Man, the tables took everything.

Yup, I saw you Clarking it big time.

Clarking by JUlCEBOXHERO March 2, 2011

Clarking 

Being in a state of such utter intoxication, that you are a mere heartbeat away from overdosing. Usually involves complete unresponsiveness, lazy eyes and/or extreme nodding out.

A: "check out travis over there!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"

Clarking by grunderpump July 2, 2011

CLARKING 

Clarking is when you take two fingers and use them as an ass didlo.

Mrs Clark do you know what clarking is?

Did you see Jeffery clarking himself in the Atrium?

CLARKING by eppes November 7, 2008

clarking 

having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)

That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking

clarking by British booty May 5, 2011

clarking 

When a beer pong player accidentally swats a beer cup on the ground during a game of beer pong. Named after Clark who sent a cup flying 5 feet, hence the name clarking.

Why did he swat the cup on the ground during game, the ball wasn't even close! Also why is he dressed like a toe? Now that is clarking!

clarking by hahahahhahhahahhaha November 2, 2013

Cwerking 

Trying to twerk but you fat calves stuck out further than your butt.

Look at that fat white girl cwerking tryin to be black. She wishes she had a butt.

Cwerking by Bigdickalinga February 18, 2015

Clarking 

It is the act of holding up the weed cyph, usually by being too concentrated playing a game or too distracted doing something else.

Yooo Clark pass the blunt bro, you're Clarking it!

"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.

Clarking by SixPathsGod June 2, 2018